monosodium glutamate
disodium phosphate
"spice" (and that would be???)
maltodextrin
modified corn starch
But it always seemed like something to live with. I have to pay taxes. I have to spoil my cats. And I don't have a substitute for canned, condensed soups.
But do you know how easy it was to discover I was wrong on that last one? As long as it took to type "homemade condensed cream of chicken soup" in Google and hit send. And look-y what the Very First Result is:
http://www.tammysrecipes.com/homemade_cream_chicken_soup
And do you know how incredibly simple this was to make? Of course you don't, because you weren't here when I made it. Here, I'll show you:
Step 1: Mix some stock, milk and seasonings in a pot and boil:

Step 2: whisk together some milk and flour:

Step 3: Combine the two, whisk, boil.

Done! And it took me about 10 minutes from start to finish - and I bet about 1 minute of that was because I took 7 pictures. It might not be quite as fast as getting a can out of the pantry and opening it. But it's darn close.